memeuplift:

needsmoreexplosions:

I love the phrase “they get along like a house on fire”. It’s perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it’s setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died

happybird16:

Feral Gojo english dub highlights… Just close your eyes and listen..

tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit:

today’s children are gonna become teens and clown the shit out of us for ‘eepy’ and 'blorbo’ but they’ll say it in cocomelonese so we won’t understand them

elainiisms:

shoutout to my girls who are stupid!!! my girls who never know what is going on ever! my girls who constantly feel useless! my girls who feel like a burden to their friends! my girls who are embarrassed of themselves all the time! i love you more than anything in the world!!! idc if you can’t do simple addition, idc if you can’t touch an oven without burning the house down, i want to kiss you on the lips!!!!

(via vampcubus)

mintmatcha:

JJK ends with Inumaki going “Th-Th-The, Th-Th-The, Th-Th… That’s all, folks!” in a perfect Porky Pig impression and then his ability immediately ends the entire universe

fabcreature:

when gerard way sings “the broken, the beaten, and the damned” and when kermit the frog sings “the lovers, the dreamers, and me” they’re talking about the same people btw

(via hypothetically-haunted)

froody:

doctors will be like. yeah. there’s something so so so so wrong with you. idk what and I don’t really care

froody:

doctors will be like. yeah. there’s something so so so so wrong with you. idk what and I don’t really care

anarchywoofwoof:

(via thevastnessof)

cryptotheism:

Fun fact I never got to share on stream: Tucker Carlson’s most recent book did not make the NYT bestseller list. Do you know what book beat it out? Baking Yesteryear by that tiktok cooking twink.

bimboguy:

bimboguy:

everyone show your respects to stelluna this month you hear me

everyone say thank you stellaluna

(via saetyrn9)

frollosuggestions:

frollosuggestions:

frollosuggestions:

frollosuggestions:

what’s that noise. 

sounds like a bunch of rocks hitting each other

i’m going to check

the……. gargoyles…. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….

(via saturnsorbits)

thurs-days:

ALT

(via saturnsorbits)

cassiecassi:

cryptotheism:

“Bottom does not mean sub” might as well be occult knowledge to some of y'all

call my man shredded lettuce because he be a sub topping

(via saturnsorbits)